~The Philosophical Architect~

Technology. Mixology. Philosophy. Video Games. Movies. Random Stuff. Yupp, that's me? Well,in a sense that is me, but yet it isn't. I,like every other person, am complicated. Teasing, misdirection. It's the opposite of a spoiler. People expect one thing? BAM! Another thing happens. I'm like M. Night fucking Shamylan. That is what this blog is about. It will seem to show I am moving one direction but in reality, I am moving in a completely different direction. This blog will be a representation of me, or perhaps a "me" I wish I was. It could even be the me my inner-self wishes it was. In some shape and form, this blog is a part of "me". Yeahh, I know, I'm weird, odd, or whatever word you would like to use* and quite frankly I am surprised you have read up to this point. Guess I held your interest thus far, so enjoy the rest of this blog. End.

buttart: mikemcc: octopole: fistycuff: sharkmafia: nyaalibrations: hex-positive-feminism: lmao men are fucking garbage literally kill all men I am a fucking adonis its not my fault I cant get dates *chugs jar of mayonnaise* i just want to meet a girl like twilight sparkle…… ugh fucking bitches dont want tod ate a nice guy like me…………….. *pimples burst, dies of blood loss* My wall of anime figurines love me, why don’t other girls? *Types out message to True Forced Loneliness, cheeto dust-encrusted keyboard crackles and cracks in protest* “groomed” is wearing all one solid color with a funny catchphrase on their t-shirt right so sexy

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buttart:

mikemcc:

octopole:

fistycuff:

sharkmafia:

nyaalibrations:

hex-positive-feminism:

lmao men are fucking garbage

literally kill all men

I am a fucking adonis its not my fault I cant get dates *chugs jar of mayonnaise*

i just want to meet a girl like twilight sparkle……

ugh fucking bitches dont want tod ate a nice guy like me…………….. *pimples burst, dies of blood loss*

My wall of anime figurines love me, why don’t other girls? *Types out message to True Forced Loneliness, cheeto dust-encrusted keyboard crackles and cracks in protest*

“groomed” is wearing all one solid color with a funny catchphrase on their t-shirt right

so sexy

(Source: fuck-bitches-get-money)

Posted February 27, 2012 at 7:38 pm 124 notes

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  1. everythingbutharleyquinn reblogged this from freibiergesicht and added:
    Um…. this can’t actually be for real…
  2. clownstriker reblogged this from saturniinae and added:
    XD So…hilarious!!
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    ^^^^^^^^^^ fucking perfection
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  16. gleeksfalllikedominoes reblogged this from fsufeminist and added:
    LOL LIKE MEN DON’T HAVE UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS OF WOMEN if they lowered their standards too maybe they’d get somewhere...
  17. poorhornycat reblogged this from jerrymuffinbutt and added:
    Oh, this gave me a sad… No wait, actually no If I have to give up my 13+ future cats, outside mental help, and my chub...
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  20. hatewizard reblogged this from adamnfinecupofcoffee and added:
    it’s like europe vs america threads they’re dumb arguments that all reasonable people know are dumb but for some reason...
  21. adamnfinecupofcoffee reblogged this from strawberrypookmoo and added:
    i’ve spent like the last 5 minutes trying to think of something to say to this i can’t think of anything
  22. faded-as-my-jeans reblogged this from jerrymuffinbutt and added:
    This entire thing is offensive shit, but it’s extra killing me that topics like politics and science are listed as “too...
  23. goldplatedclunge reblogged this from jerrymuffinbutt and added:
    even…the “motivational” speaker at this summit thing...nice guy. I tuned out after that.
  24. fsufeminist reblogged this from strawberrypookmoo and added:
    THIS is why I can’t stand Nice Guys. They expert their dicks to be lathered in gold just by being “nice”, but they...
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  27. kissfromaroseonthegray reblogged this from saturniinae and added:
    It’s hilarious that the person who made this clearly thinks he’s a ‘nice guy’. “NO THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH ME LOOK AT...
  28. oma-schmidt reblogged this from saturniinae and added:
    Facepalming so hard,
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    pffffhaha, oh my god this has to be satirical. I really, really hope this is satirical. Ooh, or maybe it came from...
  30. romanticdevices reblogged this from saturniinae and added:
    I guess that just fucking explains me. And I was having such a great day so far -___-
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